Guests of the new celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel.

Yesterday my coworkers were cleaning out the storage closet and came across an old, handheld tape recorder.  They handed it off to me, so naturally I put it towards my mouth and, in a slo-mo voice, said

"This is Peter McAllister, the father."

annnnd blank faces.   Now, to be fair, the tape recorder was not a sweet, vintage (can we say that about the 90s?) talkboy.  BUT!  It was roughly the same size and color. Come on!  Home Alone 2 is a hilarious and sentimental classic to those of us born in the mid-80s.

"Have you guys never seen Home Alone 2?!"  I cried!  I was met with a few Ohhhhhs.

brb, just gonna go hang with the Pigeon Lady now... she won't get my references because she doesn't own a tv, but she will let me feed her pigeons.  

Credit card?  You got it! 
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